MUSIC: UP-BEAT COUNTRY

WOM: “Ever since he discovered authentic Texas barbecue at Buster’s, my husband Bill’s been acting a little...”

MAN: (FROM DOWN THE HALL, W/ A NICE TEXAS DRAWL) “Name’s McCready, ma’am! Champ McCready”

WOM: “...cowboyish.”

MAN: “You seen my chaps, darlin’?!”

WOM: (TO HUSBAND) “Chaps? (TO AUDIENCE) I mean, I love Buster’s Barbecue. You walk in, that smokey aroma hits you, you sit down with a plate of ribs and it’s like you’re there, at some famous Texas BBQ joint.”

MAN: “Hoowee! Found ‘em!”

WOM: “But I’m afraid ‘ol Champion here’s let all that hickory smoke go straight to his head.”

MAN: (AS HE GETS DRESSED) “Down in the West Texas town of El Paso...” (COMPLETES PHRASE UNDER VOICE OVER)

VO: When you want the real taste of Texas, come in to Buster’s Texas-Style Barbecue and get your self some classic Texas chow: dry-rubbed, hickory smoked meats so tender ‘n tasty, they’ll bring out the Texan in you.

SFX: FOOTSTEPS CLOSER

MAN: “A’right, darlin’...You ready?”

WOM: (SEXY) “Oooh...Chaps look stunning. (PAUSE) Now, how about some pants, Tex?”

SFX: (LOUD SLAP)

MAN: “Hooweeeeee!”

MUSIC: MUSIC UP

VO: Buster’s Texas Style Barbecue, in Tigard, Milwaukie, Gresham and Vancouver.